Haryanvi Maja
Sawarg mein chalenga
Let us go in heaven
One Drunker: Friend after die will we go to in heaven or narak?
Second drunker: You go where you want, I am not able to go anywhere after drinking.
One Drunker: Friend after die will we go to in heaven or narak?
Second drunker: You go where you want, I am not able to go anywhere after drinking.
Ak shrabi (Dosra Shrabi se): Yar, Marna ka baad hum swarg
jayanga ya narak?
Dosra Shrabi : Tumko jit acha laga chala jaiyo, Pina ka baad
marpe to kite aya-jaya ni jata.
Three men, two middle-aged and the young, have a beer at the
bar drinking beer. Drinking a man when he said -'' it is raining outside.'' Was
decided after a heated argument at home gets to pick the shade.
Boy roared -'' I'll let you drink all my beer.'' She Will
not Itminan was made, his share will be kept intact. Then go pick on smaller
Mian umbrella. Deepening night was not returned to the small Mian.
Finally one said -'' Why the P taken to be part of the
Hazrat. Now they are coming from.'' One said -'' I was thinking the same thing.
Come drink.'' Small window of time, from one corner of the sharp voice -'' If
you drink then I will not take the umbrella.''
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Haryanvi Chora Ki Hajir Jawabi
Let us see how a Haryanvi Boy can answer for some typical questions, It really interesting, you will definitely enjoy it
Haryanvi Chora Ki Hajir Jawabi:
Haryanvi Chora Ki Hajir Jawabi:
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Napolian kosi ladaai mein marya tha?
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Uski akhr ali ladai mein
Azadi ki ghosna per hastakshar kichik kiya gaya?
- Itihass ka
Akhri page ka Jama neicha a neicha
Talak ka asli karan kya hota hai ?
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Bhya (Shadi)
Fail honaa ka asli karan?
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Paper (Exam)
Ap breakfast mein ka ni kha sakta?
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Lunch or Dinner bi
Koi admi 8 dino tek soya bina kaisa rhe sakta hai?
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Koi diket ni, Raat ne so jaa ga….
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| Harvyanvi Choora ka Hajir Jawabi |
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Teen Biwi
Teen Biwian
Sharif Aadmi Ko bas itna hi to Chahiye:
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Biwi Jo Pyaar Kerna wali ho,
Biwi Jo bacho ko sambhale wali ho,
Biwi Jo Achha Khaana bana na wali ho,
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TEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe..
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Three Wives
A Gentleman need only following:
A wife who can love him
A wife who can care him
A wife who can cook good food for him
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And all three live together with love without any quarrel
Haryanvi Chutkula
Oontine ke mingen - Haryanvi Jokes
Don't use much English
Once a hungry city person entered into dungroom,
Naathu was watching him
After coming back he asked him, what u eat there
He Said: Salty Gulaabjamun
Nathu shouted: that was my oontni mingen
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Ghani angraji na kaate:
Ak shari bhookha marta ak khudi mein jaa bada,
Nathu usne daikhen laag rhya tha,
Jib wo bhaar nikelya to bhoogen laagya, ak ka khaa ke aaya se,
Wo bolya :- Namkeen Gulaabjamun
Nathu akdam bolya - ara wo to hamari oontni ka mingne the........
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Haryana ka Hansgula
Kache Kache mein - Haryanvi Jokes
Just come only in underwear
Uncle Badlu: was arranging the music for his son's marrage
He asked to music owner for the Band Rate
Band Owner: If we will come in full uniform then charge will be 500 Rs.
Civil dress charge is 300 Rs.
Uncle Badlu: Offer him 50rs and asked him, you can come in only underwear..
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| Thaada Joke Se Bhai |
Kache Kache Mein :
Taaoo Badlu ak baari Band Baja karen chalagaya apna choora ka bhya khaitar,
Band aala bolya ka taaoo full dress mein 500 Rs. laganga ar civil mein 300 Rs.
Taaoo bolya ak lo 50 Rs. are Kache Kache mein aa jaiyo................
Janu rupiya pada hoo :
Taao : Raldu ak baari Sadak per jaan laag rhya tha, Chalta chalta ak dam sadak pe haat mar ka khada hogaya or nu bolya ak aj khaal ka moled thooke be isa se ak janu rupiya pada hooo.....
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