Haryanvi Maja

 Sawarg mein chalenga

Let us go in heaven
One Drunker: Friend after die will we go to in heaven or narak?
Second drunker: You go where you want, I am not able to go anywhere after drinking.

Ak shrabi (Dosra Shrabi se): Yar, Marna ka baad hum swarg jayanga ya narak?

Dosra Shrabi : Tumko jit acha laga chala jaiyo, Pina ka baad marpe to kite aya-jaya ni jata.

Three men, two middle-aged and the young, have a beer at the bar drinking beer. Drinking a man when he said -'' it is raining outside.'' Was decided after a heated argument at home gets to pick the shade.

Boy roared -'' I'll let you drink all my beer.'' She Will not Itminan was made​​, his share will be kept intact. Then go pick on smaller Mian umbrella. Deepening night was not returned to the small Mian.

Finally one said -'' Why the P taken to be part of the Hazrat. Now they are coming from.'' One said -'' I was thinking the same thing. Come drink.'' Small window of time, from one corner of the sharp voice -'' If you drink then I will not take the umbrella.''

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