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Mother Affection

माँ का स्नेह

माँ : बेटा  अगर  मेरी  आंखें

ख़राब  हो  जाये  तो  तुम  क्या  करो  गे?

बेटा : माँ  तुम्हें  शहर ले  जाऊं

गा वहां  इलाज़  करवाऊंगा.

माँ : अगर  फिर  भी  ठीक  न  हुई  तो?

बेटा: माँ  मैं  पैसे  खर्च  करूंगा

तुम्हें  विदेश  ले  जा  केर  इलाज़  करवओंगा ..

माँ  हस  पड़ी ..!!

बेटा : आच  माँ  अगर  मेरी  आंखें  ख़राब  हो

जाएँ  तो  तुम  क्या  करोगी?

माँ : मेरे  लाल , मैं   तुझे  अपनी  आंखें  दे  दूंगी ...

No one is Great than Mother!!

Mother India, no one is better great than mother, mother love affection, pure selfless true love of mother, माँ का स्नेह प्यार

Character of Gabbar Singh

गब्बर सिंह का चरित्र चित्रण

Gabbar Singh

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Facebook Realty Fun

Facebook in real life

facebook profile addiction

status on facebook

RELATED POST: FACEBOOK CHAT ROOM

GIRLS STATUS ON FACEBOOK

Facebook love marriage

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Funny Boyfriend and Sexy Girl Friend

Funny Boyfriend at dinner with his Sexy Girl Friend at her home

How a boy friend react at his girlfriend home during meeting with her parent.

Boyfriend gone at his girlfriend home at her invitation to meet Girlfriend parents. During taking dinner heavily rain started and Girlfriend Mother said to boy that you can stay here as rain doesn’t seem to stop. You can sleep here

Boyfriend feels very happy. Aftr dinner every one was searching him because he was not longer there. Every one was surprise where he gone. After some minutes he appear at once from the door with wet clothes. When they asked him where he was?

Boyfriend Replied:

“I went to home to bring my night payjama”

Funny Boyfriend and Sexy Girl Friend, comedy scene when a Boyfriend at dinner with his Sexy Girl Friend at her home 
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SHREE PATNII CHAALLISA

Comedy quotes : A Naughty Child was irritating a man, who fears to his wife then child offer  him to chant the SHREE PATNII CHAALLISA to  remove the fear of wife ....

Poetry - SHREE PATNII CHAALLISA

Namho-namho patnii maharani,

tumari mhima koi na jaani... || 1 ||

Hmne smjha tum ablaa ho,

per tumto sabsa badi balaa ho... || 2 ||

Jes din haath me belan aawe,

Ussi din PATII khoob chilave.... || 3 ||

Sare bister pe PATNII sove,

PATII beth fersh per roove.... || 4 ||

Tumsa hi ghar MATHURA KAASI,

or tumse hi ghar Satyanaasi... . || 5 ||

PATNII CHALISA jo koi gaave,

sab sookh chhod paramm dukh paave.... ||

SHREE PATNI CHALISA Complete

Programmer’s life Scenario

Programmer’s life Scenario 

Ten Thirty A.M. – Start work happily

After 2 Hour – A Bug will Occur

After 5 hour – Code Fail

At Night – Ohh Shit, Just Semicolon left

Programmer’s life Scenario jokes, Software engineers funny life, comedy daily scenario of a software developer, Nice software Developer entertainment time, Software Engineers Life or a Joke

Funny Definition of IT professionals, jokes about IT professional.

Software Engineers Life or a Joke

funny Definition of IT professionals, jokes about IT professional

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Language of Love

What is common in GirlFriend and Police..???
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Both will leave you after eating your money ..!!!

Going lonely on the ways of life…

Disturb, Sadness, exhausted…

Then I met a friend like YOU and …

Rest of life also destroyed fully….

Hi hi hi, ha ha ha

Meaning of PYAR
sfgsdhfs
weirwrrwy
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padha Nahi ja raha na?

ara patthar dil, Forward kar de isko

Tum kyaa jaano,  Pyar - Mahobbat ki bhasha .....

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Lohri Mubarak

Happy Makar Sankaranti

Lohri mubarak ho

Wishing you happy lohri

Happy Lohri To All my friends

Lohri Diya Lak Lak Badaayian..

Lovely

Sandy

xXx

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From a women's Point of View

From a women's end of vision

- The most ideal man in the earth is her father. :)

- The most battered husband in the planet is her brother. :p

- The most good-looking man in the globe is her son. ;)

- The luckiest and happiest man in the planet is her sister's husband. :D

- The most thankful man in the humankind is her son in law.

- And the most evil, most self-seeking, merciless, total tweak and the man with worst performance in the world is her husband.

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SMS Party

Life may not be the celebration you desired 4,
but that doesn't indicate that you should stop dancing!
keep in mind you are the DJ of your life!
Just twist it!
Rock it!
Enjoy it!

When v r
on a operation for SUCCESS,
V have to cross three stages
RUDENESS
OPPONENT
APPROVAL
Fools stop at the first stage
Losers stop at the second stage
Winners cross the third stages

Never drawing your personality
similar to a backyard where anyone can stroll..
Design it similar to the heavens
where everybody seeks to attain!
Aim high! Reach high..
GOOD DAY!

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Broken Heart Poetry

love shayari sms in hindi

Dil ki baat shayari poetry ka saath, pyar bhari shyari, love shayari sms in hindi

Dil ki baat shayari poetry ka saath

 shayari for farewell in hindi, friend ship shayari, full of sms shayari

broken heart shayari

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Pandit Ji Astrology

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Propose to a Girl

How a boy Propose to sexy girl

How a boy Propose to sexy girl, methods how one can propose to sweet girl, naught girl proposal
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Boy To Girl

Boy friend and Girl friend jokes and fun, Funny naughty Gossip

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Facebook Chat Room

Facebook Chat Room Realty, How Funny time pass

facebook in real life comedy

Facebook love scandal

Love and Sex on Facebook

humor Facebook funny profile

 RELATED POST: FACEBOOK REALTY

  GIRLS STATUS ON FACE BOOK STATUS

FACEBOOK ACT LAW:
Behind every update status ...
there is a  dead line rule...
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Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V

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I miss you

I miss you, husband wife fight jokes ..

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Drunker Teacher

Drunker Teacher

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class me master ji sharaab liye baithey hain

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gaur farmaiega

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class me master ji sharaab liye baithey hain

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or bacche itne haraami saale ki glass liye baithey hain... ;)

waah waah waah waah waah waah

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Happy new year wallpapers

Happy New Year Wallpapers

New Year Greetings SMS

New Year Wishes and Quotes

Wish you very happy new year

Naya Saal Mubarak Ho

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Christmas

Merry Christmas to All of You My Dear Friends

Birth of Jesus Christ on christmas day

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Merry Christmas Wallpapers

Santa Claus Christmas

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why dogs are better than humans

why dogs are better than humans

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Kids Jokes

Marriage Jokes

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Jis gaddi Ne Tumhe Thoka

Bunty - Jis gaddi Ne Tumhe Thoka,Uska Color aur Number Yad Hey

Sunny - Nahi, Par Chalaane Waali Madam Ne Red  color ki Shirt Pehni Thi aur Uske 2 Button Khule The..

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Two cockrooch ICU me

Two Cock Roch ICU me admit the.
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 First: Kisne mara tere ko?
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 Second: Arey, kisi ne nhi yaar, Ye
 saali
 ladkiyaan
 Mujhe dekh kr itna chillati
 hain ki
 heart attack
 aa gyaa ...

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I got to know you failed in English

BoyFriend: Baby, I got to know you failed in English, how is it possible?
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 GF: Nhi jhut hai Who TELLED you?? :O
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BoyFriend : Bs  tu Rahne De, Mai Samajh Gya! :P

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Four boys on a bike

Four boys on a bike..
 Police:- even triple riding is banned aur
 tum to 4 baithey ho.....??
 Boys shocked :-O
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 and said:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
 gyaa.?? :-O

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Funny Application

Application Regarding the Bored life in school by a student to school headmaster

Funny Romantic Student Application

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Aj ka Baawlibooch

Ak choora Aaj bi garmi mein maran laag rha hai...
Jiste
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Choori

ne
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kahi
thi.......


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Ki

"Tu  sooter ne pahan ke Salu laag se.."

aj ka baawlibooch, haryanvi ashik, haryanvi shyari, Haryana ki shyari

Master Ji aur Papu

Master Ji aur Papu

Tau - What is the age of ur father?
Choora: As is is mine.
Tau: How is it can possible?
Choora: Simple because ! When I was born then
He became father.

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Todays Love

Todays Love - Love aaj Kal

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Naukar Malik

Maalik  khade-khade key se apna ak kaan khuj la raha tha
Naukar unko dhyan se dekh ker bola-
Maalik, Agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka doon kya ?

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